"Viva bien en México"
Hola!
My favorite adventurers, soy yo Phileas Fogg (It’s me Phileas Fogg) your favorite
and oh so handsome traveler! As you can see I recently made my way south of the
boarder and landed in soleado (sunny) Mexico City, where I also learned some Spanish
while romancing Mexico City’s finest paso doble dancer Maria Reina. I can still
feel the R’s rolling off my tongue, but that is different story for a different
time. During my journeys in Mexico City I discovered flavors and spices I have
never tasted before. I knew I had to have them with me, but the only way to get
them was by stealing them from el baquero con el pelo de oro (the cowboy with
the gold hair). When I landed in Mexico City
or should I say almost crashed and destroyed Mexico City’s metropolitan
cathedral, I stumbled across a Mexican cantina. This place was filled with many
colors that resembled the dessert atmosphere with an aroma of something that was
sweet, yet spicy. The cantina grew very quiet as I opened the door and stepped
inside. The place was full of men that looked similar to the cowboys I had seen
in Texas, but with bigger hats known as sombreros. I walked up to the bar and
said “Excuse me, my kind lady. May I have some water?” She looked at me confused;
I could tell she was distracted by my good looks. A young boy came up and
approached me, he said “agua” I then looked confused, “agua means water” the
young boy said and I thanked him while giving him a trinket I had discovered in
Texas. “Aqua for me!” I said to the lady, but then trouble busted through the
cantina doors. Another man who reassembled the cowboys I had seen in Texas, but
with a bigger hat and gold hair approached me and said “Agua here is for the
weak. You will drink Mexico City’s finest tequila to prove to us you are man.”
I knew right away, if I wanted to survive Mexico City, I needed to prove that I
am Phileas Fogg and drink the Tequila.
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